This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
