Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
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Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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