Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I hope mine doesn't look like that
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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