I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
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I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
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I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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