Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
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