): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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