How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
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