I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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