I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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