all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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