He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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