I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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