she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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