Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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