East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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