Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
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She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
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i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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