I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
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I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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