We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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