stop calling my apartment porn island.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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