Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
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