I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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