They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
i think im in europe. pls send help
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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