Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
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Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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