do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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