if you like me you must not know who I am
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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