ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
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I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
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