Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
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the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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