I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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