Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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