i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
