i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
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I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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