just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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