Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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