ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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