Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
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how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
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