So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
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Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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