even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
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Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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