I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
people are starting to question the shark bite story
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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