if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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