i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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