wake up i wanna do it froggy style
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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