In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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