That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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