considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
How external is "for external use only"?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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