Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
