We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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