I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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