Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
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We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
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