i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
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We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize