If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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