I want to stick my p in your. b.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
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