if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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