did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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