I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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