She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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