Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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