I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
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i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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