Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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