what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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