i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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